Cuteness Test #1: Humans find rabbits or “bunnies” as they call them exceedingly cute. Anything resembling a bunny, even partially through the application of costuming, is considered ridiculously cute.
So. Here I am in this overly warm, itchy, immobilizing bunny sweater. How cute am I? Am I cuter than I was before, or less? If so, why?
A cautionary note: You WILL refrain from attempting to hug me. I am conducting scientific research. I am not your pet. I am not your snuggle bunny. I am capable of delivering a sufficiently painful electric shock if someone ignores common sense - something you humans praise and then immediately ignore - and tries to touch me.
…Suddenly I find myself thinking of A Christmas Story XD
