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My family has lunch together

Dad:
So, a guy walks up to you in a bar. What's the first thing you notice about him?
Me:
Intelligence
Dad:
You're kidding. Like, some guy walks up and starts talking to you about mollusks-
Me:
...Dad? That would turn me the fuck on.
*gales of trying-not-to-choke laughter from everyone follow*

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    Godammit, Pi! I'm babysitting and this made me laugh so hard I woke up the kids!
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